She wanted to be a nun

Until that fateful day we met

I beat the crucifix

In a game of Russian roulette

I burned my Beatles records

Because she hated number nine

She licked rock cocaine sucker

Laughed, said her mom's doing mine

well, are you an illusion, or am I just getting stoned

Because I can't take it alone

I can't take it alone

I hope I didn't just give away the ending

We started limping,

Caught the handicap shuttle to town

And yelled "God's healed us"

As we ran off the bus the driver just frowned

By the way this girl was sexy and she wouldn't touch you

This may not be true

But I said it so you'd feel involved with this song

Are you an illusion

Or am I just getting stoned

Because I can't take it alone

I can't take it alone

I hope I didn't just give away the ending

We caught a fey taxi driver

I smiled the ride was free

I felt like Amsterdam

She wanted more drugs and maybe me

I told her dealer I was broke

He hired a camera man

We did a porno film for coke

I hear I'm big in Japan

Are you an illusion

Or am I just getting stoned

Because I can't take it alone

I can't take it alone

I hope I didn't just give away the ending

We went back to her kitchen

Put the coke all in a can

Tied up a T.V minister

In walked her dad

He started drinking coffee

Too much sugar on the go

He fell dead on the floor

He thought the coke was swee t'n low

well are you an illusion

Or am I just getting stoned

Because I can't take it alone

I can't take it alone

I hope I didn't just give away the ending

Boy was she