Ian: My name is Ian Underwood

And I am straight member of the group

( Wowie Zowie)

One month ago I heard The Mothers of Invention at the theater

I heard them on two ocassions

And at the second ocassion

I went up to Jim Black

And I said I like your music,

I'd like to come down to play with you.

Two days later I came up to the recording session

And Frank Zappa was sitting at the control room

I walk up and said

How'd you do, my name is Ian Underwood and I like you music

And I like to play with your group.

Frank Zappa says

What can you do is fantastic

I say I can play alto saxphone and piano

And he said

All right, wipe it out