We already played that

We're going to lighten it up a bit

We're going to lighten it up a bit

This really isn't a stupid song



This is a special song

This is an important song

This is a dance song

This is..

THIS IS RED ROCKS...

THIS IS THE EDGE!!!



No really this is a song about...

We want to get serious now that we have your attention

We want to talk about..

We want to talk about an important man

(Diarrhea!-Mike)



Who could have an important effect

On everybody in this room's lives

If they were willing to take the chance

To let this person into their hearts and their views

Because this is a special man

(Background OOOH's and AHH's begin here)



And this man wrote a great book

For this is the author of the Helping Friendly Book

The book that could change your life,

the way it changed ours

And I hope that someday



That you, you people will all have the chance

To read the Helping Friendly Book

And experience the wisdom

Of the great and knowledgeable

Man who wrote the Helping Friendly Book

Because he is, the great and knowledgeable

He is the one, the only

Author of the Helping Friendly Book



HE is, the man,

the great man,

the onlythe special

His name is...



The Author of the Helping Friendly Book

He is the great,

the knowledgeableThe one, the only

The great and knowledgeable

Person who wrote the Helping Friendly Book



His name could only be

The one, the only

The only, the special, the Author of the Helping Friendly Book



HE WROTE THE FUCKING BOOK OK!

HE WROTE THE BOOK

His name..WAS..ICCULUS!!!!!

Written by the great and knowledgeable Icculus

Ya!

Our children are old enough

To read ICCULUS (or Ridicule us)

A cold and lonely night

Running the pace of her fright

Look at her face tonight!