Iddley Piddley Rumble Jim

Rode a random panda

And when he took the panda home

He ate a power-sander.

The panda liked his Rumble Jim

So took him to the seaside

He played with his ball on the beach

And Jim comitted suicide



Rumble Jim

Rumble Jim

Rumble Jim

Rumble Jim

Panda

And they all loved

Chicken Tim



Chicken Tim was a big fat man

Ate his entire city

He had to go out into space

To do a giant shitty

The shitty flew to Jupiter

Stopping in Rwanda

Destroying all the bamboo shoots

To starve the f***in panda



Rumble Jim

Rumble Jim

Rumble Jim

Rumble Jim

Panda

And they all loved

Gay Kevin



But not physically you know

For Kevin was a cactus

He had a reputation

For f***ing chiropractors



Gay Kevin

Gay Kevin

Gay Kevin

Gay Kevin

Panda

And they all loved

Rumble Jim



Not physically



You know.