If I had $1000000 (If I had $1000000)

Id buy you a house (I would buy

you a house)

If I had $1000000 (If I had

$1000000)

Id buy you furniture for your house (Maybe a nice chesterfield or an ottoman)

If I had $1000000 (If I had

$1000000)

Id buy you a K Car (a nice

Reliant automobile)

If I had $1000000 Id buy your love.



If I had $1000000

Id build a tree fort in our yard

If I had $1000000

You could help, it wouldnt be that hard

If I had $1000000

Maybe we could put a little tiny frige in there somewhere

*ad lib*

(You know, we could just go in there and hang out -- Like, open the fridge and

stuff, and thered already be foods in there laid out for us, little prewrapped

sausages and things -- Mmm -- You know, they have prewrapped sausages but they

dont have prewrapped bacon -- Well, can you blame them? -- Yeah)



If I had $1000000 (If I had

$1000000)

Id buy you a fur coat (But not a real fur coat thats cruel)

If I had $1000000 (If I had

$1000000)

Id buy you an exotic pet (Like a

llama or an emu)

If I had $1000000 (If I had

$1000000)

Id buy you John Merricks remains (All them crazy elephant

bones)

If I had $1000000 Id buy your love.



If I had $1000000

We wouldnt have to walk to the store

If I had $1000000

Wed take a limousine cause it costs more

If I had $1000000

We wouldnt have to eat Kraft Dinner

But we would.

*ad lib*

(Of course we would, wed just eat more -- And buy really expensive ketchups with

it -- Thats right, all the fanciest ketchups in th...dijon ketchup -- Mmm --

Mm-hmm)



If I had $1000000 (If had

$1000000)

Id buy you a green dress (but not a real green dress thats

cruel)

If I had $1000000 (If I had

$1000000)





Id buy you some art (a Picasso

or a Garfunkel)

If I had $1000000 (If I had

$1000000)

Id buy you a monkey (havent

you always wanted a monkey?)

If I had $1000000 Id buy your love.



If I had $1000000,

If I had $1000000,

If I had $1000000,

If I had $1000000,

Id be rich