If I had a million I would build you a mansion,

a hundred miles from nowhere with all a girl could need,

We would run through the hallways and dance in the backyard,

if we ain't got no neighbors ain't noone will see.



and if I had a speed plane we'd fly across the land,

settle in some little border town,

we'd drink margaritas and dance to mariachis,

put you on my speed plane and I would bring you back home.



and if I had a steamboat we'd sail across the ocean,

dock in some little port of call,

we would have a fine time with Swiss cheese and French wine,

put you on my steamboat and I would bring you back home.



But I ain't got a million and I ain't got a speed plane,

I ain't got no boat upon the sea,

all I've got is two strong arms to hold you so tightly,

so baby won't you, won't you please, come back home with me.