"Look at the bargains over here, ladies..."

If I was your girlfriend

Would U remember 2 tell me all the things U forgot

When I was your man?

Hey, when I was your man

If I was your best friend

Would U let me take care of U and do all the things

That only a best friend can

Only best friends can



If I was your girlfriend

If I was your girlfriend



If I was your girlfriend

Would U let me dress U

I mean, help U pick out your clothes

Before we go out

Not that you're helpless

But sometimes, sometimes

Those are the things that bein' in love's about

If I was your one and only friend

Would U run 2 me if somebody hurt U

Even if that somebody was me?

Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be

Please



If I was your girlfriend

If I was your girlfriend



Would U let me wash your hair

Could I make U breakfast sometime

Or then, could we just hang out, I mean

Could we go 2 a movie and cry together

Cuz 2 me baby that would be so fine



If I was your girlfriend

Baby can I dress U

I mean, help U pick out your clothes

Before we go out

(If I was your girlfriend)

Listen girl, I ain't sayin you're helpless

But sometimes, sometimes

Those are the things that bein' in love's about (sugar)



Sugar do U know what I'm saying 2 U this evening? (sugar)

Maybe U think I'm being

a little self-centered (if I was your girlfriend)

But I, I said I want 2 be (sugar)

all of the things U are 2 me (sugar)

Surely, surely U can see (if I was your girlfriend)

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Is it really necessary 4 me 2 go out of the room

just because U wanna undress?

I mean, we don't have 2 make children 2 make