Ask me how do I feel

now that we're cosy and clinging

Well sir, all I can say, is if I were a bell I'd be ringing!



From the moment we kissed tonight

That's the way I've just gotta behave

Boy, if I were a lamp I'd light

And If I were a banner I'd wave!



Ask me how do I feel, little me with my quiet upbringing

Well sir, all I can say is if gate I'd be swinging!

And if I were a watch I'd start popping my springs!

Or if I were a bell I'd go ding dong, ding dong ding!



Ask me how do I feel from this chemistry lesson I'm learning.

Well sir, all I can say is if I were a bridge I'd be burning!

Yes, I knew my moral would crack

From the wonderful way that you looked!

Boy, if I were a duck I'd quack!

Or if I were a goose I'd be cooked!



Ask me how do I feel,

now that we're fondly caressing

Well, if I were a salad I know I'd be splashing my dressing

Oh, If I were a season

I shortly be spring

Yes, or if I were a bell I'd go

ding dong, ding dong ding!