If I were a poet,

I would write a sonnet.

It would say "I love you."

Your name would be upon it.

If I were a farmer,

I'd give you a bunny.

If I had a beehive,

You would get free honey.

Fa la la (many times)



If I were a baker,

You could have a cruller

If I were a painter,

Choose your favorite color.

If I had some diamonds,

I'd give you a few,

Anything to show you

How much I love you.

Fa la la...



Did you guess my secret?

I am not a poet.

Couldn't write a sonnet,

And I think you know it.

I am not a farmer,

Can't give you a bunny.

I don't have a beehive,

Sorry 'bout the honey.

Fa la la...



I am not a baker,

Don't know bread from batter.

And I am not a painter,

And it doesn't matter.

I don't need a present,

All I have to do

Is look at you to show you

How much I love you.

Fa la la...