Here we are dear old friend

You and I drunk again

Laughs have been had and tears have been shed

Maybe the whiskey has gone to my head



But if I were gay, I would give you my heart

And if I were gay you'd be my work of art

If I were gay we would swim in romance

But I'm not gay so get your hand out of my pants :-)



Its not that I don't care, I do

I just don't see myself in you :-)

Another time another scene

I'd be rigt behind you if you know what I mean :-)



If I were gay I would give you my soul

If I were gay I would give you my hole..by :-)

If I were gay we would tear down the walls

But I'm not gay so why don't you stop cupping my b...hands:-)



We've never hugged, we've never kissed

I've never been intimate with your fist:-)

You have opened brand new doors

Get over here and drop your........ LOL