I guess it's just not my day

The wind blew my morning paper away

Then I cut my toe oin a sliver of glass

From the stormdoor you broke when you left here so fast



If it ain't one thing it's you

If you've heard that I'm goin crazy

It's true

The wheels seem to fall off whatever I do

If it ain't one thing

It's you



I rented that movie you hate

But that old VCR just chewed up the tape

Then I went to the freezer thought I'd cook me a steak

All I found was that old piece of our wedding cake



If it ain't one thing it's you

If you've heard that I'm goin crazy

It's true

The wheels seem to fall off whatever I do

If it ain't one thing

It's you



But I never knew that I needed you so

But now that I've lost you, I can't let you go



If it ain't one thing it's you

If you've heard that I'm goin crazy

It's true

The wheels seem to fall off whatever I do

If it ain't one thing

It's you



Oh if it ain't one thing

It's you