Jacques Morali wrote the heaviest music ever

Glenn Hughes had a deeper voice than Will from Mortician

He wore chains before Slayer and Venom

Jacques Morali was portrayed by Steve Guttenberg



If you don't like the Village people- you're fucking gay

If you think Jeff Olson was better cowboy- you're fucking gay

If you think Ray Simpson was a better cop- you're fucking gay

If you think Y.M.C.A. was their best song- you're fucking gay



All death metal songs were ripped off from Village People

"Evil dead" by Death is actually "Liberation" from the Village People

Will Rahmer looks like he should be in the Village People

No, Morbid Florist wasn't a reference to Will Rahmer



If you think Death were good after their demos- you're fucking gay

If you think rape is wrong- you're fucking gay

If you think the holocaust wasn't funny- you're fucking gay

If you think of Hellhammer as the drummer of Mayhem- you're fucking gay



Y-O-U-R-E-G-A-Y, You're gay


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