I always heard that his herb was top shelf

I just couldn't wait to find out for myself

Don't knock it till you tried it, well I tried it my friend

I'll never smoke weed with Willie again



I learned a hard lesson in a small Texas town

He fired up a fat boy and he passed him around

The last words I spoke before they tucked me in

I'll never smoke weed with Willie again



I'll never smoke weed with Willie again

My party's all over before it began

You can pour me some old whiskey river my friend

But I'll never smoke weed with Willie again



I hopped on his old bus, the Honeysuckle Rose

The party was Vegas, it was after the show

Alone in the front lounge, just me and him

With one parting puff grime creeper set in



I'll never smoke weed with Willie again

My party's all over before it began

You can pour me some old whiskey river my friend

But I'll never smoke weed with Willie again



Now we're passing the guitar, telling good jokes

I know ones a coming cause I'm smelling smoke

No I do not partake, I just let it pass by

With a smile on my face and a great contact high



I'll never smoke weed with Willie again

My party's all over before it began

You can pour me some old whiskey river my friend

But I'll never smoke weed with Willie again



In the fetal position with drool on my chin

I messed up and smoked weed with Willie again