(john hiatt)



I'm a real man, i got a real guitar

I'm a real man, don't even know where the boys are

Don't want to frighten you little girl, you're so sweet and nice

Don't want to have to tell you twice



I'm a real man,

I'm goin' to rock like a real man

Don't get no shock from that elevator music in your computer program

How'd you like to rock with a real man?



Yes i'm a real man, baby, i'm not lyin'

I'm thirty-four years old now and i still don't mind dyin'

You can put the voodoo on me, girl

There's nothing i can't dodge

Just check out this roller in my garage



Kids, these days, i'm talkin' about these young folk

About as wild as pollyanna after she growed up

After a hard day at the casiotone they just don't want to live

They're about as dangerous as a junior executive



I'm a real man,

I'm goin' to rock like a real man

Don't get no shock from that elevator music in your computer program

How'd you like to rock with a real man?



Every dollar i earn

Girl, i let it all burn

And if i wind up in jail

There's only one of 2672 women that i know

Who would gladly pay my bail



- guitar break -



Now you might say i'm just some fool on a boast

But i wasn't gonna hear ya girl from coast to coast

This ain't dan rather talkin', this ain't the president's son

I'm still gonna have my fun



I'm a real man

I'm goin' to rock like a real man

Don't get no shock from that elevator music in your computer program

How'd you like to rock with a real man?

Turn off that elevator music in your computer program

How'd you like to rock with a real man?

Turn off that elevator music, in your computer program

Come on and rock with a real man!




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