I don't need a doctor, I don't need a drugstore

I don't need an injection, I need to put the telly on.



Got me in a cold sweat, I don't need no cigarette

Sh sh sh shakin' like a jelly fish, I need a satellite dish



There's no doubt that I miss nowt, a TV I can't do without

Anything you get on yer television set I'll watch it...



[Chorus:]

I'm a telly, I'm a telly,telly I'm addicted

Telly I'm a telly, I can tell I am addicted

I'm a telly, I'm a telly, telly I'm addicted

Telly I'm a telly, I can tell I am addicted



I like to keep a step ahead, a TV in the garden shed