I'm not the one you love

I'm not the one you want

I know it sucks but honey like it or not

I'm the only one you've got



I'm not the one you dig

But I'm your main house nig

I know it sucks but honey like it or not

I'm the only one you've got



You're lonely I'm horny

I know it may sound corny

I've got it you need it

Your pussy's starved I'll feed it

I'm easy don't tease me

I know it may sound cheesy

But I love thee I need thee

So please don't ever leave me



I'm not Antonio Banderas

But check my underwearas

They're mighty stinky cause I wear them alot

But they're the only ones I've got



I'm caring and daring

My butt I'll soon be baring

But don't worry just relax

Just take a few more zanax

It's allright it's I don't mind

Just wash it down with some wine

Cause I love thee I need thee

So please don't ever leave me