You know I'm the coolest

That's ever come around

You'll notice things get hotter

Whenever I'm in town

I mean I gotta be the coolest

Who else could it be?

Everybody knows who's really cool

Me



Let's face it, I'm the greatest

I'm Mr. Number One

My hometown built a statue

To their favorite son

I mean I gotta be the greatest

I'm just a ball of fun

I mean I'm definitely the greatest

I'm also the coolest



You can't leave a package like me

Sitting on no shelf

Let me tell you I'm so cool sonny

I'm gonna save a little for myself

Baby, come over here a minute

Who is the coolest?

I mean how do I look?

Yeah.



You can't leave a package like me

Sitting on no shelf

Let me tell you I'm so cool sonny

I'm gonna save a little for myself

You know the day I was born

There were these four dudes up on a hill

They said they saw this star

Hanging out over town



And the whole world seemed to stand still

It made the Sunday papers

I guess it proves for sure

I am the coolest

I am the greatest

I am the baddest

I am the smoothest

I'm just the best

Sand dancer come on

Ah yeah

Right