I used to be a man of principle

always in a hurry but yet in time

then I met this individual

since nothing's been in rhyme



Breast implants and bleached hair

stilted smile, contact blue eyes

she's more than man could ask for

she's oh so natural



My girl is so impossible

she is so impossible

and not quite intellectual

my girl is so impossible

she is so impossible

she makes me feel so sexual

when she talks with her thin voice

she makes me smile



My girl has no obligations

no schedule, no meetings for the day

she's so nicely irresponsible

laughs at everything I say



Life for her is just a game

head in clouds, feet above the ground

big surprises and cincidents

happen when my girl's around



One day I asked her a question

about life and it's direction

she looked into my eyes

she answered I'm not being very nice

oh yeah?

let's forget it