If you need a holiday somewhere in the sun

Let me show you something that is really fun

Take a sparkling holiday somewhere in bubblegum



You can lie down in the shadow of electric silver trees

You can play ferry sinking victim looking water-ski

And if you want excitement ask the poet kids

They all look like charly manson a bit

Take a sparkling holiday.. it's such a fun



You might have a quite interesting sightseeing tour

Go to hangover purgatory nightmare shore

See the damned and the dead and the died for love

The commercial gurus, the artist and the stuff



And if you come to lovey church, sit down in second row

You can hear your sister screaming in the room below

And the priest will claim thus they might be sure

A girl can either be a saint or a whore

Take a sparkling holiday...



Come to the old bridge where the jokers juggle with your fears

Give them a penny and they'll show you how to exorcise

And under the bridge the junkies shoot sperm

It's so expensive these days and they substitute the yearning



And if you want to dine, go to loony's inn

They serve sweet, good collapse with trauma and gin

And afterwards you may need a rest

Then i'll tell you pere lachaise is the best



Take a sparkling holiday...