He came over to my house

Didn't even knock, he just walked inside

And when I didn't want to talk

He said, "Oh God, what a lot of bullshit."



Don't be so in love with yourself

Don't be so in love with yourself

Don't be so in love with yourself 'cause I'm not

Don't you know I'm not?



And I said, "You've got a lot of nerve

Coming here after all of the times

That you've tried to pull the wool

Over my eyes and my ears and nose and mouth and..."



Don't be so in love with yourself

Don't be so in love with yourself

Don't be so in love with yourself 'cause I'm not

Don't you know I'm not?



And he said, "You've got a lot of nerve

Painting me like I'm the villain.

What about all of those words, like 'he's just a friend'?

Oh God, what a lot of bullshit..."



Don't be so in love with yourself

Don't be so in love with yourself

Don't be so in love with yourself 'cause I'm not

Don't you know I'm not?



And I said, "You've got a lot of nerve,

After all, it wasn't me who left.

And now you're sleeping with that girl

That you used to say that you have always hated."



Don't be so in love with yourself

Don't be so in love with yourself

Don't be so in love with yourself 'cause I'm not

Don't you know I'm not?



And we took off all of our clothes

Had a lot of sex and then fell asleep

And when I finally awoke

I held him close and I whispered in his ear and said,

"Don't be so in love with yourself

Don't be so in love with yourself

Don't be so in love with yourself 'cause I'm not

Don't you know I'm not?"



And he said, "I know, don't you think I know?"