I'm the gum on your shoes

The prostitute who rings your family

I'll take your breath away

You crossed my path and you'll pay

And both your friends will laugh

I'm a person with a plan for you

I'm a person who will wreck your confidence

I will be your namesake

I will be your headache

I will be your witsend

I will be your girlfriend

I'm the knee in your groin

Look around you, no-one's noticed

It's true

I'm a person with a plan for you

I'm a person who will wreck your confidence

I will be your namesake

I will be your headache

I will be your witsend

I will be your girlfriend

I'm the gum on your shoe

I'm the knee in your groin

I'm the fly in your soup

I have the fruit of your loin

Somehow I'll complicate your life

and now you'll have to tell your wife

I'm a person with a plan for you

I'm a person who will wreck your confidence

I will be your namesake

I will be your headache

I will be your witsend

I will be your girlfriend