(Rivers Rutherford/Bobby Pinson)



In my Heaven there ain't no lawyers

Don't need names on dotted lines

Folks do buisness like they oughta

A good firm handshake works just fine

We feed lawyers to the lions

In my Heaven there ain't no children

Totin' loaded guns to school

Ain't no such think as peer pressure

Being who you are is cool

We still teach that golden rule



In my Heaven we hurt no one

No lyring, crying, or dying young

No one's lonely, no one's scared

And everyone is welcome there

In my Heaven



In my Heaven I can sing like Elvis

Play guitar like B.B. King

Slide a fastball past Hank Aaron

Hey now batter, batter swing

I can do most anything



In my Heaven we hurt no one

No lyring, crying, or dying young

No one's lonely, no one's scared

And everyone is welcome there

In my Heaven



I know that it's God's decision

What my Heaven's gonna be

I ain't tellin' him his buisness

But if he left it up to me

Then in my Heaven

There's football with no referees

Then in my Heaven

There's never been an injury

In my Heaven

Angels yodel when they sing

And in my Heaven

The fish will bite most anything

In my Heaven

In my Heaven