So ya thought ya might like to go to the show,

To feel the warm thrill of confusion,

That space cadet glow.

I got some bad news for you, sunshine.

Pink isn't well, he stayed back at the hotel,

And they sent us along as a surrogate band.

We're gonna find out where you fans really stand.

Are there any queers in the theater tonight?

Get 'em up against the Wall ('Gainst The Wall)!

Now there's one in the spotlight,

He don't look right to me,

Get him up against the Wall ('Gainst The Wall)!

And that one looks Jewish, and that one's a coon.

Who let all of this riffraff into the room?

There's one smoking a joint,

And another with spots!

If I had my way

I'd have all of them shot!