"Gentlemen, gentlemen please! Senors, por favor!"



I once met a man with a sense of adventure.

He was dressed to thrill wherever he went.

He said, "Let's make love on a mountaintop,

under the stars on a big hard rock."



I said, "In these shoes? What is this, the Peace Corps?"

I said, "Honey, let's do it here."



So we're sittin' at a bar in Guadalajara,

in walks a guy with a faraway look in his eyes.

He says, "I've got a powerful horse outside.

Climb on the back, I'll take you for a ride.

I know a little place we can get before the break of day."



I said, "In these shoes? No way, Jose!"

I said, "Honey, let's stay right here."



No le gusta caminar.

No puede montar a cabailo.

?Como se puede bailar?

Es un escandalo!



Then I met an Englishman.

"Oh," he said, "Are you American?

Won't you walk up and down on my spine?

It makes me feel strangely alive."



I said, "In these shoes? Oh, I doubt you'd survive."

I said, "Honey . . . let's do it . . . hehehehe"



"Let's stay right here."



No le gusta caminar.

No puede montar a cabailo.

?Como se puede bailar?

Es un escandalo!



No le gusta caminar.

No puede montar a cabailo.

?Como se puede bailar?

Es un escandalo!



No le gusta caminar.

No puede montar a cabailo.

?Como se puede bailar?

Es un escandalo!



No le gusta caminar.

No puede montar a cabailo.

?Como se puede bailar?