Playing Hitler with defenseless pets

As far as I'm concerned there's no excuse

I wouldn't be surprised if you were taking bets

On just how much the poor creatures can take of your

Abuse!

The prisons are full, spilling over with pigs

Put them to use for all your research

Any damn machine can make a license plate

But finding cure for AIDS and cancer is not as easy

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We're living in the mean time

Efficiency is no crime!

Why don't you get it straight before it's too late!

Relieve those crowded jails, redefine the word "bail"

Take those sentenced to life put them under your knife!

There's no better answer!

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Kill one bird with one stone, the other leave alone

Stop destroying animals, this choice is logical

Use humans for your tests, the results will prove best!

(Ed solo)

I'm sure this proposal must seem quite radical

But all parties concerned will benefit, you'll learn

That's if we awake in time to correct our...

Mistake!

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