I once met a man with a sense of adventure

He was dressed to thrill wherever he went

He said ";Let's make love on a mountain top

Under the stars on a big hard rock";

I said ";In these shoes?

I don't think so";

I said ";Honey, let's do it here.";



So I'm sitting at a bar in Guadalajara

In walks a guy with a faraway look in his eyes

He said ";I've got as powerful horse outside

Climb on the back, I'll take you for a ride

I know a little place, we can get there for the break of day.";

I said ";In these shoes?

No way, Jose";

I said ";Honey, let's stay right here.";



No le gusta caminar. No puede montar la caballo

(I don't want to go; I can't mount the horse)

Como se puede bailar? Es un escandolo

(How can I dance? It's a scandal)



Then I met an Englishman

";Oh"; he said

";Won't you walk up and down my spine,

It makes me feel strangely alive.";

I said ";In these shoes?

I doubt you'd survive.";

I said ";Honey, let's do it.

Let's stay right here.";



No le gusta caminar. No puede montar a caballo

(I don't want to go; I can't mount the horse)

Como se puede bailar? Es un escandolo

(How can I dance? It's a scandal)