Ultraviolet rays are washing over all the boys and girls

As their moms lay tanning by the pool

Oh look their dad's arriving home

All the children hug his neck

Unaware of their inheritance

All of the experts say you ought to start them young

That way they'll naturally love the taste of corporate cum



God bless the Indian summer



Don't you just love the sun?

Doesn't it make you feel good all over?

It's my pleasure to announce

In conjuction with the feds

And my recent popularity

Thanks in part to Mother Nature

It will never rain again

It should do wonders for the GNP

If you're just joining us now, you've missed a brilliant speech

We go now live to the street to find out what the voters think

He's worked a miracle

I just now bought a brand new car



God bless the Indian summer