Would you like to ram your tongue down my throat

Would you like to grab my thighs

Yes I have got nice tits

They are the perfect grabbing size

I'm just a nice girl thought I had everything

Until you flashed me and I saw what I have been missing

I been saving myself my whole life for some slimeball like you to come along

I am so desperate I will do u and your mom

I get this tiny little boost of adrenaline

When I think about what I've been given

My oh my you're god's gift to women

My oh my you're god's gift to women

My oh my you're god's gift to women

My oh my you're god's gift to women

Yeah yeah

I was just thinking it would really turn me on

If some guy would drive by and show me his tongue

I was just thinking that would really make my day

If he offered me a place to stay with pay

I'm just a nice girl thought I had everything

Until you flashed me and I saw what I have been missing

I been saving myself my whole life for some sketcher like u to come along

I'm so desperate I will do you on the front lawn

I get this tiny little boost of adrenaline

When I think about what I've been missing

My oh my you're god's gift to women

My oh my you're god's gift to women

My oh my you're god's gift to women

My oh my you're god's gift to women

Yeah yeah

I was just thinking that it'd be really cool

If I got hit upside the head with a manly tool

That way he can have nothing left to say

And have his way with me all day

Until you flashed me and I saw what I have been missing

I been saving myself my whole life for some mother fucker like u to come along

I'm so desperate I'm writing you this song

And you're so vain

You probably think