Davey:

Tommy, nothing personal, but Whitey Duval should've won the Patch

tonight, and you people are crazy for not realizing that.



Tommy:

Why would we give Whitey Duval the Patch? So he could use it as a

blanket? *laughter*



Davey:

That's the reaction I thought I'd get...



Everyone in this room has been associated with Whitey, either through

basketball, or the mall, or various odd jobs he does around town for

free or at most a dollaaaar



And I'm guessing 99% of you have either laughed in Whitey's face or

ruthlessly made fun of his feet, or voice, or sister, or shortness when

he wasn't looooooking



But the next time you see him he'd still go out of his way to smile and

wave at you and ask you about your mother's operation or something

like that, because he, unlike us, actually cares about someone other

than himseeeellf



The reason I bring this uuuup to you, is because IIIII was the worst

offender..... of all



My life was simply going no where,

Then a tiny little man rushed to my side,

He should've gotten a big