[Too Short]

Baby, check this out

Yea you

I wanna ask you a question

Where is yo ass?

Babby, what happened?



A nigga like me I know what's up

I want a nasty bitch with alotta butt

If I can't find one anywhere

It turns my dreams to nightmares

Baby right there ain't got no ass

But she's OK if she's got cash

Bitches, bitches, bitches

Invasion of the Flat Booty Bitches



I'll tell you 'bout a day that I had

Seen nothin but bitches with no ass

I woke up early feelin shabby

Got juiced up with a big fat Cabby

Cuz every morning you know I have

A big fat Cabby and a nice hot bath

Just soakin, smokin, Sir Too Short

Thinkin about the day before

Thirty minutes after I woke out

I pulled a freak and took her to the house

She was Eleve Young, with alotta butt

She sucked my dick and then we fucked

That good tight pussy, I wouldn't pass

A light-skinned freak with so much ass

At 1 P.M. I was fuckin away

I wanna do the same thing again today

I want bitches, bitches, and more bitches

Invasion of the Flat Booty Bitches



The day my story made itself

Every bitch I saw was flat as hell

I told myself I must need glasses

Where's them bitches with the big brown asses

Me and my group just wanna be tough

Freak two bitches then switch 'em up

It was 3:35, the strip was lit

Every two blocks I seen a bitch

But that ain't nuthin but a cat

None of them bitch didn't have no ass

Wait on the bus, some was walkin

Me and my homie just started talkin

I said, oh, she looks good

He said that ass is flat as wood

I said what about Vicky in the black

He said, Short, she's all that

Bitches, bitch