i stumbled in at 2am all drunk

and full of smoke

my wife said "i've had enough"

that's it, i'm sick, get out!"

so i stumbled down to kelly's pub

across the edge of town

and i told the boys me story

and we had another round



and we'll drink and drink and drink

and drink and drink and drink and

fight-yeah!(2x)

and if i see a pretty girl

i'll sleep with her tonight

i'll drink and drink and drink and

drink and drink and drink and fight....



and mary McGregor

well she was a pretty whore

she'd always greet you with a smile

and never lock her door

but on the day she died

all the men in town did weep

for mary McGregor finally got some sleep



well i once loved a girl

a child i'm told

i gave her my heart

and she gave me a cold

so now i sit standing

out in the pouring rain

i'll stumble back to kelly's pub

and cry away me pain