The ambulance sirens rang

as they wheeled her to the stand

Featherbed, tarred and handcuffed

to a stretcher

The doctor's diagnosis

was multiple scirosis

an open and shut hopeless

fucking case



The wheels of justice turned

till the tyres were bald and burned

And when they'd all adjourned

I asked myself

Am I un H A P P Y

Does a new born baby cry ?

Did Elvis really die ?

And I said to myself

Is wrestling fixed ?



Am I un H A P P Y ?

Does a new born baby cry ?

Did Elvis really die ?

Did little red riding wear a hood ?

Did the three bears shit in the woods ?

Was humpty dumpty fat ?

Does the pope wear a funny hat ?

Is wrestling fixed ?