Jimmy, you know my love is true

and Davy, you know I love only you

and Mitchie, you give meaning to every day

and Nathan, hold on I got somethin to say

menfolk they need their women

but women dont need their men

ladies can walk away grinnin

but guys act surprised

I thought I was your man

whyd you leave me baby

well sir heres a maybe

maybe its because we can

what the hell do you mean?

well for instance

you get a one you want twofold

and what else?

youre a fiend, youre tight-fisted

got no moral molars

shrug your shoulders

sell your soul to get your gold

but hey hey hey

that aint nothin to do with you

youre a sensitive Joe Im forgettin

but every woman knows

its a pose, just a pose



Youre preenin in your armchair

and Im steamin at your knee

go on pontificatin like I care

Peter Lorrie, then a story about ACDC

Harvard-educated, frustrated dictator

tyrant with a PhD

what the hell do you mean?

well for instance

you have started every war

and what else?

youre obscene, a coincidence

get your pornos from Time Warner

who is fornicatin foreign shores

but hey hey hey

that aint nothin to do with you

youre a sensitive Joe, Im forgettin

but every woman knows

its a pose, just a pose



Sammy, oh let me put away the kettle

oh no honey

your arrogance is what makes you special

and Manny, of course

when you leave you are missed

fellas cant you see Im pissed

tryin to enjoy my readin

but you insist on interpretin text

oh go on fuck off Im pleadin

every sentence is a pretext for sex sex sex sex

god you went to Oxford

head still in your boxers

but youre male so what should