ITSY BITSY SPIDER



The itsy bitsy spider went up the water spout

Down came the rain and washed the spider out

The sun came out and dried up all the rain

And the itsy bitsy spider went up the spout again



Oh, Harvard's run by Wellesley and Welleslsey's run by Yale

Yale is run by Vasser and Vasser's run by tail

Harvard's full of pretty boys and drunkards go to Penn

But far above Cayuga there's a race of hairy men



We are the race (dates) of hairy-chested men

Uh hairy-chested men, uh hairy-chested men

We are the race of uh hairy-chested men

We are from Cornell



If I had a prick of steel and balls of solid brass

I'd find a marble statue, and ram it up her ass

We'd breed a race of giants, who'd roam throughout the land

To swell the glorious chorus of "the Quakers be damned."



Note: Sort of a generic college song. More verses, please? RG



@college @Cornell

filename[ CRNLSPDR

play.exe SONGAMB

SF, RG

===DOCUMENT BOUNDARY