Giles

I've got a theory

That it's a demon

A dancing demon

No, something isn't right there





Willow

I've got a theory

Some kid is dreaming

And we're all stuck inside

His wacky broadway nightmare





Xander

I've got a theory we should work this out

Anya, Giles, Tara, Willow, Xander

It's getting eerie what's this cheery singing all about?





Xander

It could be witches

Some evil witches

Which is rediculous

'Cause witches they persecuted

Wicca good and love the earth

And women power and I'll be over here





Anya

I've got a theory

It could be bunnies

Sound effects

(Crickets chirp)





Tara

I've got a-





Anya

Bunnies aren't just cute like everybody supposes

They got them hoppy legs and twitchy little noses

And what's with all the carrots?

What do they need such good eyesight for anyway?

Bunnies, bunnies, it must be bunnies



(pause) Or maybe midgets

Willow

I've got a theory we should work this fast

Giles, Willow

Because it clearly could get serious before it's passed





Buffy

I've got a theory

It doesn't matter



What can't we face if we're together?

What's in this place that we can't weather?

Apocalypse - we've all been there

The same old trips - why should we care?





Anya, Buffy, Giles, Tara, Willow, Xander

What can't we do if we get in it?

We'll work it through within a minute

We have to try

We'll pay the price

It's do or die

Buffy

Hey I've