a Bouvier till her wedding day shots rang out and the police came

mama layed me on the front lawn and prayed for Jackie's strength

feeling old by 21

never thought my day would come

my bridesmaids getting laid I pray for Jackie's strength

make me laugh

say you know what you want

you said we were the real thing

so I show you some more and I learn

what black magic can do

make me laugh

say you know you can turn

me into the real thing

so I show you some more

and I learn

stickers licked on lunch boxes worshipping David Cassidy

yeah I mooned him once on Donna's box

she's still in recovery

sleep-overs Beene's got some pot

you're only popular with anorexia so I turn myself inside out

in hope someone will see

make me laugh

say you know what you want

you said we were the real thing

so I show you some more and I learn

what black magic can do

make me laugh

say you know you can turn

me into the real thing

so I show you some more

and I learn

I got lost on my wedding day typical the police came

but virgins always get backstage no matter what they've got to say

if you love enough you'll lie a lot

guess they did in camelot

mama's waiting on my front lawn

I pray I pray I said I pray

for Jackie's strength