An angel came to me and said, "Hey, Owen:

How would you like to marry Jamie Lee Curtis?"

I said, "Angel, Yes, indeed!

That would make my life complete!

If I could only marry Jamie Lee Curtis."



So the angel said to me, "Why don't you ask her?"

I said, "Angel, I would love to--but I'm scared.

I'm afraid that she'd say 'no,'

and that would break this young heart so--"

But the angel said, "Don't worry, I'm right beside you."



So I got in the car and I drove off to her house.

She let me in and we sat down on the couch.

I said, "Jamie Lee--Oh, Jamie!

Won't you listen to my plea--

what I'm about to say--well it means so much to me."



I said, "Jamie--I'm just crazy about your movies.

I have seen the bad ones and I've seen the good.

From the first time you got nude--

Well, down deep inside I knew

That I loved you more than anyone I've ever loved!"



Then I kissed her check and I took her hand in mine.

And I touched her hair and I looked into her eyes.

I said, "Jamie Lee Curtis--

Won't you please become my wife?

'Cause I love you more than anyone I've ever loved.

Yes--I love you more than anyone I've ever loved."



And she said ................ "NO."