Written by organized noise, andre benjamin, antwan patton (1994)

Performed by outkast



Oh yes i love her like egyptian, want a description, my royal highness

So many plusses when i bust that there can't be no minus

Went from yellin' crickets and crows, bitches and hos to queen thangs

Over the years i been up on my toes and yes i seen thangs

Like kilroy, chill boi because them folks might think you soft

Talkin' like that, man fuck them niggaz i'm goin off

And comin' right back, like boomerangs when you throw 'em

With these old ghetto poems, bankhead is better for 'em

When they can let they throw 'em, down from hitchikin' and bitin' niggaz

Until the temple they call the body, now everybody got it

Had it, talked about it amongst they friends

Comin' around my crew lookin' jazzy, wanna pretend

Like you ms. goodie, four-shoes, even bo knew, that you got caught

Like accupuncture patients while our nation is a boat

Straight sinkin', i hate thinkin' that these the future mommas

Of our chillun, they fuckin' a different nigga every time

They get the feelin' to, i'm willin' to go the extra kilo-meter

Just to see my senorita get her pillow

On the side of my bed where no good ever stay

House and doctor was the games we used to play

But now it's real jazzy belle



See what if you was a playa real playa not no slouch

Havin' the very best of life lots of steak and perignon

Smokin' an ounce of weed yeah every single day was personal freaknik

Freakin' these hoes in polo clothes life as you conceived it

But your conception, deception, lookin' into your watch i see

You weapon and it's depressin, they're diggin' up in your thighs

Leavin' deposits keep your closets open not your boots and drawers

Hopin' to get you sprung like bell-bottoms, steadily callin' me antwan

'cause you thinkin' that you my lady bitch don't play me 'cause you're chanky

I wanted to hit that ass but me and the goodie we got danky

So thank thee, you runnin' that southerplayalistic game

You was the only one to blame, a nigga don't even know yo' name

It's a shame, you crackin' em up and fuckin' a nigga like tupac up

I'm leavin these foes to be the flowers and wake don't get me see

I gotta be feedin' my daughter, teach her to be that natural woman

'cause you'll be waiting to exhale while you other hos be

Dumb and dumber, yeah you know what i'm sayin'?



One two, yessss, ummkay, check this out right here now

See me ain't no good, in the black on black llac no star

Windows are tinted so that no one knows who us are

Talk bad about her nigga guaranteed to snap like bra

Strap stickin' together like grandma and grandpa-pa

In this dog eat dog world, kitty cats be scratchin' on my

Furry coat to curl, up with me and my bowl of kibbles and bits

I want to earl, cause most of the girls that we was likin

In high school, now they dykein' - nasty bitch

Havin' no mercy for the disrespect-ful ones, some

Be hangin' around the crew lookin' for funds, dumb

Deaf and fine, they be, askin' me all about mine

How she doin' how she be, i know she's sippin' that wine

Behind my back they skwak like vultures

Off and on like trendz of cultures baby

Hey he, fakin' it like these sculptured, nails

But they can go to hell and lay with lucifer

'cause they burnin anyway, big boi user and abuser











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Remix:



Oh yes i love her like egyptian, want a description, my royal highness

So many plusses when i bust that there can't be no minus

Went from yellin' crickets and crows, bitches and hos to queen thangs

Over the years i been up on my toes and yes i seen thangs

Like kilroy, chill boi because them folks might think you soft

Talkin' like that, man fuck them niggaz i'm goin off

And comin' right back, like boomerangs when you throw 'em

With these old ghetto poems, bankhead is better for 'em

When they can let they throw 'em, down from hitchikin' and bitin' niggaz

Until the temple they call the body, now everybody got it

Had it, talked about it amongst they friends

Comin' around my crew lookin' jazzy, wanna pretend

Like you ms. goodie, four-shoes, even bo knew, that you got caught

Like accupuncture patients while our nation is a boat

Straight sinkin', i hate thinkin' that these the future mommas

Of our chillun, they fuckin' a different nigga every time

They get the feelin' to, i'm willin' to go the extra kilo-meter

Just to see my senorita get her pillow

On the side of my bed where no good ever stay

House and doctor was the games we used to play

But now it's real jazzy belle



Jazzy belle

If you really want to be my star

Maybe we can mend a broken heart

Jazzy belle

If you really want to be my boo

Straighten up yo shit, i'll be with you



See what if you was a playa real playa not no slouch

Havin' the very best of life lots of steak and perignon

Smokin' an ounce of weed yeah every single day was personal freaknik

Freakin' these hoes in polo clothes life as you conceived it

But your conception, deception, lookin' into your watch i see

You weapon and it's depressin, they're diggin' up in your thighs

Leavin' deposits keep your closets open not your boots and drawers

Hopin' to get you sprung like bell-bottoms, steadily callin' me antwan

'cause you thinkin' that you my lady bitch don't play me 'cause you're chanky

I wanted to hit that ass but me and the goodie we got danky

So thank thee, you runnin' that southerplayalistic game

You was the only one to blame, a nigga don't even know yo' name

It's a shame, you crackin' em up and fuckin' a nigga like tupac up

I'm leavin these foes to be the flowers and wake don't get me see

I gotta be feedin' my daughter, teach her to be that natural woman

'cause you'll be waiting to exhale while you other hos be

Dumb and dumber



Hook



One two, yessss, ummkay, check this out right here now

See me ain't no good, in the black on black llac no star

Windows are tinted so that no one knows who us are

Talk bad about her nigga guaranteed to snap like bra

Strap stickin' together like grandma and grandpa-pa

In this dog eat dog world, kitty cats be scratchin' on my

Furry coat to curl, up with me and my bowl of kibbles and bits

I want to earl, cause most of the girls that we was likin'

In high school, now they dykein' - nasty bitch

Havin' no mercy for the disrespect-ful ones, some

Be hangin' around the crew lookin' for funds, dumb

Deaf and fine, they be, askin' me all about mine

How she doin' how she be, i know she's sippin' that wine

Behind my back they skwak like vultures

Off and on like trendz of cultures baby

Hey he, fakin' it like these sculptured, nails

But they can go to hell and lay with lucifer

'cause they burnin anyway, big boi user and abuser



Hook



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