Just half a dollar bill and I can watch you wiggle

In my frosty closet and I know just how you'll feel

Last chance, but I can't dance, but I can't dance

So I get to be home with you

Can't get it downtown so I gotta stay here

Not really solid not really liquid

Jiggle when I feel it

Get you when I need it

Stir you up and chill you out

I'll slide you between my lips and

watch you wiggle, wiggle around

I'll be careful not to spill 'til I can watch you wiggle

Silky, slippery, paradise- that's just how you feel

My last chance, but I can't dance, but I can't dance

So I get to be home with you

Can't get it downtown so I gotta stay here

Purple green and yellow, blue is when I'm mellow

Get it on my fingers, scent it kind of lingers

Stir you up and chill you out

I'll slide you between my lips and

watch you wiggle, wiggle around

Last chance, but I can't dance, but I can't dance

So I get to be home with you

Can't get it downtown so I,

Gotta stay, gotta stay, gotta stay here

watch you wiggle, wiggle around