[Xzibit]

Ladies and Gentlemen!

This is dedicated to the man we all love to hate

Tattoo a.k.a The Leprechaun a.k.a. Mr. Jermaine Dupri

Come on ladies and gentlemen, sing a long



{Randy Newman - Short People Sample)

(Short people got) What! (no reason) Yeah!

(Short people got) What! (no reason) Come On!

(Short people got no reason to live)

Haha fuckin' faggot...



[Xzibit]

If ya So So Def than bitch get a hearing aid

Ain't worth ya gauge ya heart pumping lemonade

Hook, line and sinker ya took the bait

Act ya age, not ya size, not ya weight

Every time you professional making hits

Why it always gotta sound like the next men shit?

Went from Big to Puff to Snoop to Jay

Hey Jermaine who's dick you gon' ride today?

Couldn't wait to get the green light from Dr. Dre

Never liked ya fuckin' ass any goddamn way

And I could care less if we label mates

Your style been dead Columbians should drop the weight

I got love for Da Brat get off Bow Wow back

Fuck you, fuck ya niggas that's writing ya raps

What up lo get ya L.A. pass revoked

Don't get me wrong Papa Smurf you won't get smoked

But ya might get robbed and choked

Or you might disappear, kidnapped with no ransom note

Off the leash, off the hook, off the chain

Fuck Jermaine you ain't gotta say my name

Speak now or forever hold a dick in ya mouth

You ain't the mayor, you don't run shit in the South

Scarface run the South motherfucker you will be on

The underage bitch in the Kelly tape getting pee'd on

Cock-eyed midget with a Napoleon complex

Nickelodeon fetish you represent nonsense

Harlem Shake to that, high jump to hell

You the best in the business, I can't tell

Too late to apologize kiss my as