Look at my hands

Theyre all over you

My rusty nails stuck to you like glue

My arms around you

Like audio tape

Got a little red horn hidden underneath this cape



It's not dirty

It's not rude

I'll go to Kuwait if I wanna get wanna get crude

It's not filthy

It's not lewd

I wanna be famous just so I can get sued



Guess who's my girlfriend

Yeah, it's Jesus, she's my girlfriend

Wanna know who my boyfriend is

No, nought out of ten

Jesus ain't a man, she's my girlfriend



Jesus is my girlfriend, Jesus is my girlfriend



It's not drink

It's not food

It's a man in a shuttle with a tube

I can't fly, so what, I can't cook

Can't even catch a tune with a hook



I've been to Hong Kong

And South Dakota

In a little wood plane

Without a motor

Got a girl in bed

When I took it further

Where, Jamaica?

No, I coaxed her, ha, ha!



It's not dirty

Its not rude

I'll go to Kuwait if I wanna get wanna get crude

It's not filthy

It's not lewd

I wanna get famous just so I can get sued



I love her

My girlfriend

I love her

My girlfriend



Jesus is my girlfriend

Jesus is my girlfriend

Jesus is my girlfriend

Jesus is my girlfriend

Jesus is my girlfriend

Jesus is my girlfriend