Elvis is alive at your local grocery store

And if you believe that well then sit down and I'll tell you more

Lee Harvey Oswald, well you know he acted alone

And Charlie Manson only wanted to make his house a home



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Jesus was an alien

Flying through space

And God was an astronaut, who said "boy I like your face"

So the story began



Girl I love you and the check is in the mail

I found religion inside myself

I drank the blood the flesh was stale

Reach in your pockets, and give us all you can

You know the one that's going to heaven is gonna be the richer man



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I see you shaking boy, do you find it hard to believe

That the one you been living for would cut your wrist to watch you bleed

You found that the truth is a lie and it makes you feel unwell

But the church of the almighty dollar is all we have to save us from hell



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