Jesus was way cool

Everybody liked Jesus

Everybody wanted to hang out with him

Anything he wanted to do, he did

He turned water into wine,

And if he had wanted to,

He could have turned wheat into marijuana,

Sugar into cocaine,

Or vitamin pills into amphetamines

He walked on the water and swam on the land

He would tell these stories and people would listen

He was really cool

If you were blind, or lame,

You just went up to Jesus*

And he would put his hands on you and you would be healed

That's so cool



He could have played guitar better than Hendrix

He could have told the future

He could have baked the most delicious cake in the world

He could have scored more goals than Wayne Gretsky

He could have danced better than Barishnikof

Jesus could have been funnier than any comedian you can think of



Jesus told people to eat his body and drink his blood

That's so cool Jesus was so cool

But then some people got jealous of how cool he was,

So they killed him

But then he rose from the dead!

He rose from the dead,

Danced around and went up to heaven

I mean, that's so cool

Jesus was way cool

No wonder there are so many Christians