Mikey was a little boy

He loved to watch the clouds

He was born to fly

Mikey joined the Navy

His father was quite proud

Mother never wanted it that way



He got into the cockpit

And rose up in the sky

Set his sights on Beirut

Then he let his missiles fly

Boom boom!



Jet fighters never die

I don't know but I've been told

It's been said that God is dead

Jet fighters never cry

Jet fighters never die



The General smoked a Cuban blunt

Hand-rolled by the Reds

Then he poured a glass of scotch

And tallied up the dead



The fighter banked into the night

Then he caught a SAM

He rose up into heaven

With Jesus in his hand

Scenery was so beautiful

Could not believe his eyes

Then he spotted John Wayne

He knew he had arrived



Jesus interrupted him

He had something to tell

They had to speak with Allah

And he sent them both to Hell

Boom boom!