The lights are feeling heavy

The walls are closing in

Music's hard to swallow

Talks a violin

Identikit formations

Moustaches in the pearls

The girls are on the tables

The men are on the girls

Someone stopped the world



Chorus:

The night, ooh the night

The night of the jetsetters ball

Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh



The prince is on the ceiling

The ministers in drag

The actress smokes a chimney

The husband smokes a fag

The president's a lulu

He thinks he's being bugged

The judge is hanging china

The coppers being mugged

Someone pulled the plug



(chorus)



The guns are at the window

Knives are at the door

The Christian's got a hammer

He turns the cheek no more

The bridegroom and his lady

Wrestling on the brink

The vicar without an eyeball

Is in there with a wink

Someone fixed the drink



(chorus)



The night of the jetsetters ball

Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh