it's hard to be a jew on christmas

my friends won't let me join in any games

and i can't sing christmas songs or decorate a christmas tree

or leave water out for Rudolph 'cuz there's someting wrong with me

my people don't believe in Jesus Christ Divinity



i'm a jew

a lonely fucking jew

on christmas



Hannakuh is nice but why is it

that santa passes over my house every year

and instead of eating ham, i have to eat kosher latkes

instead of silent night i'm singing