[Bob Rivers:]

Yo, yo



[Girl as Dina Rae:]

Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells

Jingling all the way

Oh what fun it is to ride

Grab your coat, youll be okay in LA



[Bob Rivers as Eminem:]

Its just a white Christmas (hello my man)

Im leaving blood in the snow and smacking fat men

You mean Santa, that boys a bitch

He caught my mom Christmas cheatin tryin to give her kiss

Fo real hes no joke, that guy dont play

He tried to ride way more than a one-horse-sleigh

Laughing all the way, but hes not laughing today

Jingle more than his bells, even the elves with pay

COME CHRISTMAS EVE, OLD NICKS A GONNER!

Well be snacking on deer, EATIN Blitzen and Donor

Not a question of when, not even a maybe

Have a drunk Mrs. Clause saying, Jizzlin Baby!

Give a new meaning to ho, ho, ho

Shake that ass girl, bump your booty in the snow

So watch out Santa, you jolly old troll

Well be strippin that sleigh and leave you [in the] cold



[Girl as Dina Rae:]

Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells

Jingling all the way

Oh what fun it is to ride in a cop drop Chevrolet, hey

Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells

Jingling all the way

Oh what fun it is to ride

Grab your coat, youll be okay in LA



[Bob Rivers as Eminem:]

Playing reindeer games, hell yeah my friend

Grab Rudolphs horns, see how far they bend

When the snow turns bad, hand jacks off in bed

Back out to the woods with his faggy elf friend

Oh, Santa Claus did molest me last night

In fact, could have me listed as naughty twice

Not cuz of the fight, or the Christmas gift hype,

Because of the nog, I left on his white

Its time for old nick to move and retire

Or we roast his nuts on a bigass fire

Yes Im that bad, Yes, Im that cruel

I mean your a