Second hand girlfriend

Garage sale special

Good at what she does

and what she does is do the one

that rocks her world



A Midwest apple

fallen from a tree

Load it up with honey

give it up for money

She's another drama queen



She hides the scar across her face

but Daddy's memory has a place

She threw his ashes out to sea



Gonna write a letter send it home

Joei hit the big time on her own

She's in L.A. weekly

She's gotta 1-900 phone

Oh yeah, Joei hit he big time on her own



Somebody stole the baggage

off the back of her truck

Joei doesn't mind

Says it's just a sign

we oughta lighten up



Her mama left when she was two

Says ya gotta do what ya gotta do

when the damage is already done



Gonna write a letter send it home

Joei hit the big time on her own

She just got a billboard

Are they real or silicone

Don't care, cuz Joei hit the big time on her own



(instrumental)



Gonna write a letter send it home

Joei hit the big time on her own

Gonna cast a shadow on a glorified headstone

that reads "Joei hit the big time on her own..."