Johnny Booker



I saw an old man come walkin' by

I said, "Old man, your hog's gonna die"

Says," If he dies, I'll eat the meat

And give Johnny Booker the head and the feet."



cho: Do, Johnny Booker, oh do, do me do

Do, Johnny Booker, oh do.



Old Johnny Booker is a fine old man

Washed his face in an old tin can

Combed his hair with a wagon wheel,

Died with a toothache in his heel.



cho:



Monkey married the baboon's sister

First he hugged her, then he kissed her

Kissed so hard he raised a blister

Do, Johnny Booker, oh do.



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Kissed so hard he couldn't kiss faster

Stuck on like a mustard plaster

Wasn't that a sad disaster?

Do, Johnny Booker, oh do.



Recorded by Cousin Emmy

@banjo

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