Oh baby, you know you missed the fight

(he's a trouble maker, he's a trouble man)

Alligator wrecked the bar last night

(he's a trouble maker, he's a trouble man)

I guess he had fun, to some people fun is a drag

Gathers lady had to hitch a ride

(she's a trouble lady, to a trouble man)

She got picked up by some guys in some band

You'd never believe what they did to a fan

They found a 'c' on her back, and a lead guitar strap in her hand

"arrive down on n.t.c. in a blue ford van, wanted for the connection of the

Murder of a man"

Go johnny, do what you want to do

"hey, hey, blue. i here this johnny's band is red hot"

"alright let's check him out"

Go johnny, do what you want to do

So go, johnny

"don't you know i'm a man" (go, go, johnny)

*1-85 thru' the south land (johnny)

"and my fingers are cold, but my managers tan, so watch out"

(go, go johnny)

"on the road in a dangerous van" ( go, go, johnny)

Watch 'em burn thru the south land

With my axe in my hand, watch out , for

*johnny gore and the 'c' eaters band

"holy jesus, look at 'gator up there, he's got johnny gore on

Stage by his hair"

"come on guys, give the gators a hand. i paid two dollars

Just to see this ba, ba, band"

"and i ain't gonna let no loser, put the screw on the show"

"so give us a hand 'gators crazy you know"!

Go johnny, do what you want to do

"hey man, someone throw this dude out of here"

"don't give a damn about his old lady"

Go johnny, do what you want to do

So go johnny

"hey baby, don't you know i'm a man"!

So go johnny

*repeat*


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